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I'm in a relationship of five years. My girlfriend is great. We got together during my divorce. My ex-wife blames her for our failed marriage but she actually left me before my girlfriend showed up. My girlfriend has always been a bit possessive when other femails are around but I made it worse by cheating on her with my ex-wife two years ago and she understandably has trust issues when I'm around other women—or worse when I talk with my ex-wife, which we have to do. (We have kids.) The thing is I have vivid sexual dreams about my ex-wife regularly and often think about getting with her. We text daily and often flirt. Sex between us is very very good for the both of us and my ex-wife wants an ongoing sexual relationship with me. I don't want to hurt my girlfriend but I'm getting weak. I'd love to involve my ex-wife in the bedroom with us. If it were to happen I would want it to be on-going because my girlfriend is bi and wants to fulfill my MFF fantasy but not with my ex-wife although my ex-wife said she's down. Funny thing is, my girlfriend is still encouraging me to bring another woman into our bed. Believe me I'm jumping for joy but as possessive or jealous as she can be I don't know how that situation is going to go. I'd hate for her to get emotional as soon as I start with the other girl but that's another topic.

Should I tell my girlfriend about the dreams and my daydreaming? I love my girlfriend and want to be with her but I honestly know I'll end up sleeping with my ex again. Any advice is appreciated.

Day Dreaming Dude

So you wanna have a threesome your current girlfriend and the ex-wife who blames your current girlfriend for your divorce and your ex-wife is totally down for having a threesome with the woman she blames for the demise of her marriage—that would be your current girlfriend—because your ex-wife is capable of setting aside whatever animosity she feels for your current girlfriend and prioritizing what's really important here: your dick.

And your current girlfriend was possessive and jealous before you cheated on her with your ex-wife and she's got some serious trust issues now—hell, your current girlfriend's trust issues are so severe she doesn't even want you talking to your ex-wife because your current girlfriend has this completely irrational fear that you'll start out talking with your ex-wife about your kids but you'll wind up flirting with your ex-wife or planning threesomes with your ex-wife or swapping sexts so hot that you wind up having vivid sex dreams about your ex-wife and what can I say about that other than, "Bitches be crazy, amiright?"

I'm on a some powerful painkillers right now—fucked up my shoulder! going in for surgery soon! wish me luck!—so I could be wrong, DDD. But my gay gut is telling me that sharing your sexy, sexy, ex-wifey daydreams with your current girlfriend is a recipe for disaster. But so is fucking your ex-wife again and getting caught again and you said it's inevitable that you'll sleep with your ex-wife again so why not go for it and tell your current girlfriend about all those sexy, sexy, ex-wifey daydreams of yours because you're gonna fuck your ex-wife again and your girlfriend is gonna find out again and it's all gonna come to shit sooner or later and sooner is probably gonna be better for your future-ex-girlfriend.

But, hey, I'm a fag and you're a straight guy and I should probably defer to you where women are concerned because what do I know about women? (I can spell "female," DDD, but other than that, what do I know about women?) So while your plan sounds fucking crazy to me—and while it sounds to me like you and your ex-wife should stop hurting other people by getting back together and only hurt each other—if you think it might work, DDD, go for it.


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