
Ballyhoo Curiosity Shop unfurls gradually with each step down into its depths. Its wares range from a two-headed calf that greets you upon entry, to a bookcase of miscellaneous doll parts, and a shelf of crystal balls line every inch of the basement space that yawns and creaks.
Despite its lack of windows and subterranean status, nothing about the place is dark nor dank. Instead, it is a facet of its auraโthe curiosity shop itself a curiosity.
Ryan Robbins, 30, has owned the space for three years. Heโs been buying and selling the weird and off-kilter since before the height of eBay. Then, of course, he hit his stride on eBay.
But, it was the transition to a physical storefront that was most meaningful to Robbins.
โI definitely wanted to have something that people would feel like was reminiscent of the Seattle they grew up in,โ Robbins said, โor the Seattle they had a perception of before they moved here.โ

We stood beneath Ballyhoo’s low ceilings, two real-life human skeletons bookended us on either side of the room, there was a wall of taxidermy to my left, and a huge, gaping geode behind Robbins kept beckoning to me as he talked.
Robbins, a Seattle native (well, Shoreline, but it still counts) has watched Seattleโthe people as well as the city itselfโchange. He notices this especially in small, niche retail businesses like his.
โA lot of Seattle retail, because of the layout of the city and the way they built the city, has been weird,โ Robbins said. โThe Fremont Vintage Mall is downstairs, thereโs like five basement retail spaces in Ballard alone, at least. But more and more cool, cute little houses that used to host retail shopsโthose are gone.โ
Think of the new retail sprouting up around town in the bottom floor of shiny new developments. In the University District, Morsel, the to-die-for biscuit and coffee shop, ditched its old rundown digs and moved a block up into a fresh new space where there arenโt rips in the seat cushions. Itโs bigger and I can actually sit down and eat my Spanish Fly breakfast sandwich but it feels different. Same goes with the Hugo House. I havenโt been in the new space yet, I can see it from my office window and by all accounts, itโs going to be a swanky affair, but thereโs something off about that creative space being in a big, fat, nondescript building.
โI think this is a nationwide problem in metropolitan areas,โ Robbins said. โThings that are very readily accessible to a very broad audience are put in and have a feel like Starbucks. They might still be a mom and pop shop but theyโre going in the bottom of a brand new apartment building instead of being tucked away in a tiny basement.โ

Robbins is afraid that Seattle is losing its heart and soul. That everything is becoming streamlined. And while Ballyhoo has a stuck-in-time feeling to it, its clientele is impacted by a changing Seattle.
Robbins has noticed it slightly in whatโs selling well. Typically, he said, people tend to buy more things that go on the walls. Fewer people are buying things they will have to allocate space for. He suspects itโs because Seattleites are living in smaller spaces.
โPeople donโt have space anymore,โ Robbins said. โTheyโre getting pushed into smaller places. Certain things that might have had more value previously like really big statues or things that need more space to be accommodated likeโโhe motions to that giant geode, thank Godโโthis will be harder because people have like 150 square feet to work with as opposed to a 1200 square foot house.โ
Itโs common knowledge that owning a house in this area is unrealistic for most people. Though the housing market has cooled slightly, Seattle is the third-most-expensive city in the country for home prices. A poll from 2017 found that 45 percent of millennials in the Puget Sound area think theyโll have to move somewhere more affordable to achieve the quality of life they want.
For the time being, it seems smaller spaces are the new norm.
โRetail spaces are getting smaller and the once weird spots are now becoming retail fronts in what used to be a storage room,โ Robbins said. โPeople who want to open up unique new businesses are looking in the crevices.โ

No matter how normal the city gets, Ballyhoo is a haven for the weird. Itโs a place where a mundane looking couple can come and purchase a doll head lamp, where collectors thrive, and bartenders and restaurateurs can cultivate their image. The shop’s value, as Robbins puts it, is that it offers something different from the everyday. Itโs a reprieve from reality, a break from routine.
