If you wondered why “Mario Kart” was trending on Twitter this morning, bad news: Nintendo did not release a new game overnight. Rather, according to a new story in the Guardian, in Stormy Daniels’s forthcoming memoir, she describes, in excruciating detail, what the presidential penis looks like.
From the Guardian:
Trump’s bodyguard invites Daniels to dinner, which turns out to be an invitation to Trump’s penthouse, she writes, in a description of alleged events that Daniels has disclosed previously but which in the book are rendered with new and lurid detail. She describes Trump’s penis as “smaller than average” but “not freakishly small”.
“He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels writes. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool…
“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart…
“It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.”
Guess that explains his love of red caps. Speaking of dicks, On Monday, the administration announced it will impose another 10 percent tariff on about $200 billion worth of Chinese imports starting this month. In response, China pledged new tariff of their own. Who does this hurt? American manufacturers, farmers, the seafood industry, and American consumers, who will now have to pay even more for goods made in China. Been thinking about getting a new TV? You might want to wait until the Toadstool in Chief is hauled away in handcuffs.
