Do not spend your money on this wall, people.
Do not spend your money on this wall, people. ELFLACODELNORTE/GETTY

There are some worthy GoFundMes, some silly GoFundMes, and then there is this GoFundMe, which has raised nearly $7 million dollars for Donald Trump's goddamn border wall in just three days. Who's going to pay for it?! Mexico! A bunch of fucking idiots on the internet!

Brian Kolfage, an US Army vet who lost three of his limbs while deployed in Iraq in 2004, started the GoFundMe, which reads:


The government has accepted large private donations before, most recently a billionaire donated $7.5 Million to fund half of the Washington Monument repairs in 2012; this is no different.

Like a majority of those American citizens who voted to elect President Donald J Trump, we voted for him to Make America Great Again. President Trump’s main campaign promise was to BUILD THE WALL. And as he’s followed through on just about every promise so far, this wall project needs to be completed still.

As a veteran who has given so much, 3 limbs, I feel deeply invested to this nation to ensure future generations have everything we have today. Too many Americans have been murdered by illegal aliens and too many illegals are taking advantage of the United States taxpayers with no means of ever contributing to our society.

I have grandparents who immigrated to America legally, they did it the correct way and it's time we uphold our laws, and get this wall BUILT!It’s up to Americans to help out and pitch in to get this project rolling.

“If the 63 million people who voted for Trump each pledge $80, we can build the wall.” That equates to roughly 5Billion Dollars, even if we get half, that's half the wall. We can do this.

Democrats are going to stall this project by every means possible and play political games to ensure President Trump doesn’t get his victor. They'd rather see President Trump fail, than see America succeed. However, if we can fund a large portion of this wall, it will jumpstart things and will be less money Trump has to secure from our politicians.

This won’t be easy, but it’s our duty as citizens. This needs to be shared every single day by each of you on social media. We can do it, and we can help President Trump make America safe again!

For the record, Brian, immigrants, including undocumented immigrants, actually have lower crime rates than natural-born citizens. The number of Americans who've been "murdered by illegal aliens," as Kolfage puts it, is exceedingly low. Not that Donald Trump, Brian's apparent hero, cares about reality: In June, he repeated the literal fake news that 63,000 Americans have been murdered by undocumented immigrants since 9/11. It's not true, it's not even close to being true, but apparently Kolfage isn't one for fact-checking. Just like Donald J. Trump.