Well, that didn't take long. Just hours after annoucing his divorce from his wife of 25 years, an astute Slog tipster uncovered Jeff B.'s OkCupid profile. Looking for love and a few billion dollars? Here's your chance, non-smoking ladies between the ages of 19 and 23! (Sorry gents. The only balls Jeff is interested in are his own.)

You'll need an OkCupid account to see his full profile, but we've excerpted a few sections here.