And it wasnt even about his terrible beard!
And it wasn't even about his terrible beard! Zach Gibson / Stringer

Shooting in Ravenna Park: A man was shot in Ravenna Park this morning in North Seattle. The man had a gunshot wound in his leg. Witnesses say they observed an argument between two men and one pulled out a gun. A potential suspect has been arrested.

Inslee to expand unemployment benefits to furloughed federal workers: Gov. Jay Inslee announced today that he is extending state unemployment benefits to federal workers who are currently working without pay. Inslee's office said the measure will cover "TSA agents, Coast Guard personnel, border patrol agents, food safety inspectors, FBI agents."

Some weather: It's supposed to get drier and warmer. I hate it.


Netflix releases Ted Bundy Tapes: On the 30th anniversary of Bundy's execution. I will be diving into these shortly, but in the meantime read up on Bundy here.

Kshama Sawant is officially running for city council: And she's not using Democracy Vouchers. How could a socialist turn her back on such a democratic campaign finance system? In short, because she thinks her city council race is going to get pricey. Sawant anticipates big businesses to support her opponent.

Survival of the fittest? Not the brightest exit route for this suspect.


Two bills to open up the government failed in the Senate today: There was a Republican proposal that included wall funding and a Democrat proposal that did not include wall funding. Six Republicans voted for the Democrat one. It didn't meet the 60 required votes needed to pass.

This is the bad place:


But Ted Cruz got bitchslapped: With words. Thanks, Sen. Michael Bennett from Colorado. Go the fuck off, bitch.


In other Michael news: Michael Cohen, Trump's lawyer, was subpoenaed to testify before the Senate Intelligence Committee next month. The subpoena is potentially the first of many. Cohen will likely have a busy February before he packs up and ships out to prison for his three-year stay on March 6.

Wait, another shitty Michael: There are so many Michaels in the news. There are good Michaels, like Bennett, or our old Slog AM intern, or my brother. There are also the Cohens and the Ertels. You don't know that last one? Oh. He's the now-former Florida Secretary of State. Pictures of him in blackface surfaced and he resigned. Shot: It was a Halloween costume. Chaser: He went as a Hurricane Katrina victim.

A GoFundMe for a drummer: He's hit hard times and thinking about selling his drums to make ends meet.

Wisconsin girl who was kidnapped will get reward money: Jayme Closs, the 13-year-old who was kidnapped in October after both her parents were murdered, will get the reward money for rescuing herself. Closs escaped from her captor's home earlier this month. She's getting $25,000 in reward money.