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Just how foolish are your children's friend's parents? On Wednesday, the Seattle Times's Gene Balk (aka D.J. Gene Gene the Data Machine) published a new tool that will tell you just that by tracking vaccination rates at area schools. You just enter the name of a city, and bam! You'll find out exactly the percentage of parents in your kids' schools who take health advice from yoga teachers instead of pediatricians. And prepare yourself to be appalled: Washington, as Balk reports, has among the highest rates of vaccine exemptions in the U.S.

Let's look at Vashon, shall we?

Daaaamn, Family Link! Over 30 percent of students there have opted out of the perfectly safe measles, mumps, rubella (MMR) vaccine. Luckily, the enrollment is low (the total student body is just 59, and according to the school's website, "parents are the primary educators of their children.") Every school on the island besides Vashon Special Education School, however, is above the state average of about 4 percent when it comes to MMR exemption.

Seattle schools area do much better, with the exemption local Waldorf Schools, which have 22.5 MMR exemption rate. This is zero percent surprising if you've ever been to a Waldorf School, where things like imagination and creativity are prioritized over reading, writing, and contemporary medicine.

But it's not just free-range, organic parents who are eschewing vaccines: Statewide, the school with the highest rate of MMR exemptions is the Tacoma Christian Academy, which used to be known as the Slavic Christian Academy. It is, perhaps, no coincidence that the Clark County measles outbreak, which has resulted in 49 confirmed cases (and counting!) appears to have originated at a Bible study at another Slavic Christian Academy. (Slavic Christians! Vaccinate your children.) The other confirmed case is in King County.

Now, if stopping the spread of measles is something you care about, there are things you can do in addition to vaccinating your own children: Call your local representative and ask him or her to support House Bill 1638, which would end personal exemptions for vaccines—and stop taking your health care advice from people who got their naturopathy degree down at the farmer's market.