Whos sleeping with one of these bad boys tonight?
Who's sleeping with one of these bad boys tonight? Rodin Eckenroth / Getty Images

4:55 PM: Currently, celebrity mess fetishist Marie Kondo is winning at this year's Academy Awards, because this has been one of the messiest buildups to the Oscars—ever! From months of host controversy to Green Book director Peter Farrelly's penis drama to Eighth Grade star (and child) Elsie Fisher getting screamed at on Twitter for loving Bohemian Rhapsody, there's plenty for Miss Kondo to clean up on the red carpet tonight.


We'll continue to update this post throughout the evening.

Jump to: Best Supporting Actress | Best Documentary Feature | Best Cinematography | Best Foreign Language Film | Best Supporting Actor | Best Animated Feature Film | Best Original Screenplay | Best Adapted Screenplay | Best Original Song | Best Actor | Best Actress | Best Director | Best Picture |

Highlights so far:

☻ Regina King wins Best Supporting Actress for If Beale Street Could Talk!
☻ Melissa McCarthy and Brian Tyree Henry in The Favourite drag

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☻ Ruth E. Carter wins for Best Costume Design for Black Panther, making her the first Black woman to do so! Fuck yes! (But also, what took so long!?)
☻ Pose's Billy Porter continues to slay:



☻ This speech from Hannah Beachler!



☻ Mahershala Ali referencing Denzel's turn as Malcolm X with the beanie he's sporting tonight. They both are the only black actors to win two acting Oscars.


☻ A host-less Oscars! Honestly, it's much more enjoyable like this. Everyone seems happy and high, or maybe that's just us.
☻ This adorable moment between Diego Luna and José Andrés:


☻ Can't wait for this Lady Gaga/Bradley Cooper performance to get meme'd to death:




☻ This tweet:

Best Supporting Actress

Nominated:
Amy Adams in Vice
Marina de Tavira in Roma
Regina King in If Beale Street Could Talk
Emma Stone in The Favourite
Rachel Weisz in The Favourite

Our Favorite:
Regina King in If Beale Street Could Talk

Winner:
REGINA KING!!!

Best Documentary Feature


Nominated:
Free Solo
Hale County This Morning, This Evening
Minding the Gap
Of Fathers and Sons
RBG

Our Favorite:
Minding the Gap

Winner:
Free Solo


Best Cinematography

Nominated:
Cold War
The Favourite
Never Look Away
Roma
A Star Is Born

Our Favorites:
Roma (CB)
The Favourite (JK)

Winner:
Alfonso Cuarón for Roma!

Best Foreign Language Film

Nominated:
Capernaum (Lebanon)
Cold War (Poland)
Never Look Away (Germany)
Roma (Mexico)
Shoplifters (Japan)

Our Favorites:
Shoplifters (Japan) (CB)
Roma (Mexico) (JK)

Winner:
Roma (Mexico)

Best Supporting Actor

Nominated:
Mahershala Ali in Green Book
Adam Driver in BlacKkKlansman
Sam Elliott in A Star Is Born
Richard E. Grant in Can You Ever Forgive Me?
Sam Rockwell in Vice

Our Favorites:
Sam Rockwell in Vice (CB)
Mahershala Ali in Green Book (JK)

Winner:
Mahershala Ali in Green Book

Best Animated Feature Film

Nominated:
Incredibles 2
Isle of Dogs
Mirai
Ralph Breaks the Internet
Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

Our Favorite:
Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

Winner:
Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

Best Original Screenplay

Nominated:
The Favourite
First Reformed
Green Book
Roma
Vice

Our Favorite:
The Favourite

Winner:
Green Book (what the fuck)

Best Adapted Screenplay

Nominated:
The Ballad of Buster Scruggs
BlacKkKlansman
Can You Ever Forgive Me?
If Beale Street Could Talk
A Star Is Born

Our Favorite:
Can You Ever Forgive Me?

Winner:
BlacKkKlansman


Best Original Song

Nominated:
"All the Stars" from Black Panther
"I'll Fight" from RBG
"The Place Where the Lost Things Go" from Mary Poppins Returns
"Shallow" from A Star is Born
"When A Cowboy Trades His Spurs For Wings" from The Ballad of Buster Scruggs

Our Favorite:
"Shallow" from A Star is Born

Winner:
"Shallow" from A Star is Born

Best Actor

Nominated:
Christian Bale in Vice
Bradley Cooper in A Star Is Born
Willem Dafoe in At Eternity's Gate
Rami Malek in Bohemian Rhapsody
Viggo Mortensen in Green Book

Our Favorites:
Christian Bale in Vice (CB)
Willem Dafoe in At Eternity's Gate (JK)

Winner:
Rami Malek in Bohemian Rhapsody

Best Actress

Nominated:
Yalitza Aparicio in Roma
Glenn Close in The Wife
Olivia Colman in The Favourite
Lady Gaga in A Star Is Born
Melissa McCarthy in Can You Ever Forgive Me?

Our Favorite:
Yalitza Aparicio in Roma

Winner:
Olivia Colman in The Favourite

Best Director

Nominated:
Alfonso Cuarón for Roma
Spike Lee for BlacKkKlansman
Adam McKay for Vice
Pawel Pawlikowski for Cold War
Yorgos Lanthimos for The Favourite

Our Favorites:
Yorgos Lanthimos for The Favourite (CB)
Alfonso Cuarón for Roma (JK)

Winner:
Alfonso Cuarón for Roma

Best Picture

Nominated:
BlacKkKlansman
Black Panther
Bohemian Rhapsody
The Favourite
Green Book
Roma
A Star Is Born
Vice

Our Favorite:
Roma

Winner:
.........................................Green Book