Dear Dan Savage,

On the Boards presents NW New Works 2019, a festival of the boldest new performance in the PNW!

Big problem. My girlfriend says that she loves me the most, but I say I love her the most. Who's right? Sincerely,

We Love Each Other

Oh, fuck off, both of you.


Listen to my podcast, the Savage Lovecast, at

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