When I fuck is my own business, Mark!
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ICE shows the world its Tacoma Detention Center: In a relatively unprecedented move, the Department of Homeland Security gave reporters a tour of the Northwest Detention Center. You can see footage from the tour here. A lot of it is an Immigration and Customs Enforcement officer talking about the bad press her team gets.

Two women and a kid stabbed in North Seattle: A 9-year-old, a 67-year-old woman and a 27-year-old woman were taken to Harborview Medical Center to be treated for their knife injuries after a stabbing around 10 p.m. on Tuesday. It happened at the 11500 block of Stone Way North, the Seattle Times reports. The 27-year-old is believed to be the suspect.

King County Council member's solution to homelessness is bus tickets: Reagan Dunn has announced his plan to help the homeless. Hold on to your hat. Dunn wants the county to spend $1 million on... bus tickets. His big idea is to take our homeless people and put them somewhere else via a Greyhound bus. While a bus ticket could help reconnect some people who can't afford to reunite with their family members, the plan perpetuates the idea that our homeless people are from outside the county. In fact, as the Seattle Times notes, "84 percent of King County homeless residents were already living here when they lost housing."

Dogknapping victim returned: Quavo the bulldog was stolen from his 68-year-old owner by thieves on the street in mid-August. Thankfully, the dog was found and the world isn't so terrible. Look at how cute Quavo is:

Woman who was an extra in a lot of films dies: Meredythe Glass, 98, of Mercer Island got hooked on the silver screen when she first worked as an extra in The Wizard of Oz. Glass died of an arterial blockage earlier this month.

It's dry today!: Enjoy the sun, the rain is back tomorrow!

Let's not forget about the Bahamas: After Hurricane Dorian tore through the region, around 17 percent of Bahamians are homeless. That's about 70,000 people.

North Carolina special election goes to the Republicans: Senator Dan Bishop won a special House election in North Carolina yesterday by 2 percentage points. He was endorsed by President Donald Trump. While the results didn't differ from the election last November, where the election needed a do-over due to election fraud, the Democratic candidate did better in the Charlotte suburbs this time around. Does that mean there's hope for 2020?

Today is the 18th anniversary of 9/11: If the September 11 terrorist attacks were a person, they could vote today. A weirder fact is that most people in high school right now were not alive when 9/11 happened. Hong Kong protesters even paused their ongoing protests today in honor of 9/11. Here is the moment of silence happening in New York to remember the victims:

Here is a disturbing video Rudy Giuliani tweeted to commemorate the day: This was posted at nearly 2 a.m. on the East Coast. What's up, Rudy?

The gig economy is quaking: California lawmakers just approved a bill that would require companies that thrive off using contract workers, like Uber and Lyft, to treat their workers as employees. It's legislation that could upset the gig economy as we know it and have a ripple effect throughout the nation. Governor Gavin Newsom is expected to sign the bill that will go into effect on January 1. How will companies that have staked their existence on cheap, flexible work survive actually treating their workers like people? Stay tuned!

There is drama in the football world: I don't know how it happened, but I know a lot about what's going on with Antonio Brown right now, the ex-Pittsburgh Steelers and ex-Oakland Raiders wide receiver who recently signed with the New England Patriots. His whole career progression in the last week is a story on its own (Brown refused to go to training camp with the Raiders because they wouldn't let him wear his helmet or something?) that culminated in him being released from his contract and snatched up by the Patriots. Yesterday, Brown was accused in a federal lawsuit of sexual assault. The NFL will decide whether Brown is placed on paid leave while the allegations are investigated.

Honestly, a pretty good escape route: A burglary suspect took to the beach to escape the police. He should have started swimming!!

Drama in the influencer world: There is this Instagram influencer who keeps cropping up in think pieces labeling her a scammer. Caroline Calloway, her failed $500,000 book deal, her went-up-in-flames teaching tour, and whatever it is she does to afford that New York City apartment with all those plants, is the current subject of media fascination. The story reached its climax yesterday when the Cut published an essay by a woman named Natalie Beach who said she was Calloway's good friend and ghostwriter for years. It's such niche gossip, and I love it! I suggest you give it a read even if you rolled your eyes at "influencer drama."

The best video I saw yesterday: Is he a doctor who forgot his headphones or a genius? My favorite thing about it is it seems like he's just trying it out to see if it works. A real pioneer. You can tell because his technique EVOLVES by the end. Fuck an Airpod, buy a stethoscope!

Data breach has people asking the most important question: Does Facebook know when you're fucking? A recent report exposed that multiple menstrual cycle tracking apps have shared highly sensitive user data with Facebook. So... if Facebook knows our cycles, does that mean they know when we're bumping and grinding?

I rode 35th Avenue Northeast with Alex Pedersen: A bike ride on a street at the center of a mobility debate? With an advocate on the wrong side of the bike-lane issue? What more could you want?! Read it!

Tonight's best Seattle entertainment options include: Yussef El Guindi's play People of the Book, Claudia Castro Luna's series Poetry in Translation: Fiestas Patrias, and Distant Worlds: Music from Final Fantasy with the Seattle Symphony.