"Sperm Squirt"

Medusa giving birth to...snakes?
Medusa giving birth to...snakes? Jasmyne Keimig

I've already forgotten where I saw this one, but how could you not stop and stare at it?! The sticker looks older and the image on it even older still. The figure on it looks like some sort of pre-Christian deity squirting sperm (?) from between its legs. Listen, even if this sticker is just reminding people to pee after sex so that they don't get a UTI, I think that's a deity worth worshipping. Don't you?

"420 SLUT"

Where can I get one of these anklets, jk. But seriously, where.
Where can I get one of these anklets? Seriously, where? JK

Heads up, don't Google "420 Slut" at work! I've been seeing these crystals on different stickers around town promoting an underground brand Future Crystals, but this was the first I saw it on another image. God, does anyone have any connects that can get me this anklet?

"A Skeleton Just Chillin', IDK, What Are You Up To?"

What my insides look like.
What my insides look like. JK

Looks familiar!

"Skepta's Konnichiwa"

RING RING PUSSY ITS YOUR MUMMY ON THE PHONE!
"RING RING PUSSY IT'S YOUR MUMMY ON THE PHONE!" JK

I squealed when I found this baby on the University Bridge. I'm not into doing promotional stickers, but I remember being especially excited when British grime rapper Skepta dropped Konnichiwa in 2016. I guess I was just surprised to see a Skepta sticker here in Seattle.

Plus, I've been thinking a lot about how I wish it was still cool to post song lyrics under selfies on Instagram. Because if it was, I'd DEFINITELY post a picture of me in a tracksuit with the caption: "Dressed like I just come from P.E/You're dressed like you just come from church" from Skepta's "Man." I'll link it below.

It has one of my favorite first lines from a song: "I don't know why man's callin' me family all of a sudden/Like hmm, my mum don't know your mum/Stop telling man you're my cousin." LOL.