Please Hold for the Department of Apathy

Jess Stein
"Department of Apathy"

Feeling apathetic about this sticker. JK
Truly thought this was one was advertising a shoegaze band, but surprisingly there's no such band I can find. Who would you nominate to be the director of such department? Troy from
Reality Bites? Literally any member of Gen X? The prospect of having to vote for Buttigieg in the general election? Let me know in the comments!
"Eat the Rich!"

Yum! Tastes like fillet mignon! Jasmyne Keimig
Did you hear the news? We endorsed Senator Bernie Sanders for president today! Check out our endorsement
here.
"Jesus Would Will Whip Jeff Bezos's Ass"

From one of those rainy weeks. JK
Love to see collaborative stickers and correct punctuation. This is a sentiment that unites people regardless of religion!
"Smash Fascism"

Smash it! JK
I mostly stopped and snapped this one because it reminds of that
freaky drawing of the Yellow King in the first season of
True Detective. I agree with the sentiment though!
As always, if any of these stickers belong to you, please email me at jkeimig@thestranger.com.
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