A Message to the City from Major Scales

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1

If he were a lizardman, he wouldn't have to change his name.

2

A message to the city from ME!!!
I was hiking around the Hill this morning and I noticed that we have pretty much gotten used to the way things are right now. We’re smart.

3

Seriously, who are these no-name randos? I keep trying to look them up on Wikipedia but they're so obscure they haven't even scored an article there.

4

@3.

I don't know, bro. Where's your article?

5

@3,

If you're having difficulty finding information relating to Lynn Shelton or Ken Jennings I think it's pretty safe to assume you're amongst the stupidest people on the planet. How old are you?

6

ive been anxiously waiting for the guy from death cab's take on the situation, can we get macklemore's take next because it's super important.

7

@5 ive lived in seattle for 12 years and i only kinda know those names.

8

@6. Where is Ja?!