Okay, Thursday! Your attempts to bring me down may have succeeded this time... but unfortunately for YOU, the Mercury Cheer Up Club is riding to the rescue with a bunch of good belly laughs that will ruin your despicable plan! TAKE THAT, THURSDAY!
Today in "High school football is BACK, bay-bee" news:
Today in "Life is a teacup ride" news:
Today in "Wait... I mean, that's cute and all, but dogs can swim, right?" news:
Today in "Finally, a cocktail class for moderate drinkers like me" news:
Today in "I need these guys to soundtrack my life" news:
Today in "This is what you get for not social distancing" news:
And finally, today in "This dog is being allowed too much input" news:
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