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Jess Stein
"Wearing Your Face Mask Like This..."
Spotted as I was leaving Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone last night.
Spotted as I was leaving Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone last night. JK
Ok, definitely a new favorite. I'm also pretty sure I saw this circulating as a meme a couple of weeks ago, pre-protest. I had a good laugh at this one, let me tell you.

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"Molotov Cocktail"
A molotov cocktail mid-flight.
A molotov cocktail mid-flight.
I feel like this sticker has been up for a little while, but it sticks out more to me right now.

"I'm Not in Love With You..."
For some reason, I feel like its very American for this to be specified. Lets abolish tips and pay servers at least 20% more.
For some reason, I feel like it's very American for this to be specified. Let's abolish tips and pay servers at least 20% more. JK
Spotted on the cash register in Caffe Ladro on 15th Ave. This sticker was made by Alisa Starr and is a part of her Snarky Cards series, which you can see more of here. Please don't forget to tip your servers!

"Defund SPD"
Burn it down/To start again.
"Burn it down/To start again." JK
It seems like someone lifted the building on fire and words below from Ashley Lukashevsky, an LA-Honolulu based artist and pasted "Defund SPD" over top. At least they credited her. My biggest problem is with the font—I wish the sticker maker would have chosen something a bit more cool. In any case, I spent some time walking around Free Capitol Hill aka Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone and they've lit no building on fire, so far.

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"Commit Crime"
An oldie!
An oldie! JK
Don't though!

"Can't Pay, Won't Pay"
Spotted along Pine, a little before the protests all broke out.
Spotted along Pine, a little before the protests all broke out. JK
I know this sign was created pre-CHAZ, but I'm with this person—now that we're autonomous do we have to pay rent?

As always, if any of these stickers belong to you, please e-mail me at jkeimig@thestranger.com.