"To know this earth is to desire its protection."
Spotted inside the CHOP boundaries. God, sometimes I feel like I want to burrow into fertile soil with a blanket of moss over me to keep me warm. Bury me in the Black Star Garden please! Would love to give my body over to this earth as a thank you. But I guess we all will be handing it all over at some point. There's an attribution in the corner I can't quite read.
"Black Children Matter. Black Lives Matter. Black Futures Matter."
Point blank period!
"Cool Kids Take the Bus"
As a kid, I only took the bus for my first couple of years in elementary school and can confirm that those were the coolest years of my life.
"Gaywave"
Spotted on 15th. Andre the Giant in drag is fucking sick.
"Nipple"
I almost missed this sticker because it sort of blends in with the background. But don't get it twisted, I know a nipple when I see one!
"Recall Bush not Monorail: NO 1-83"
This one isn't even out in the wild, it's located near the mini-fridges in Stranger World Headquarters. Looks like it's from 2004 and there's an incredibly involved backstory on it that I dug up from the recesses of Slog if you care to read through it.
"BONUS: American Monster"
Ok so technically this is a wheatpaste, but I spotted it on Pine between 12th and 13th—prime CHOP. I remember seeing a similar one of Jeff Bezos outside Re-bar a month ago. This one is his twin! That pendant says "United States Senate." Any guesses on who it is?
As always, if any of these stickers belong to you, please e-mail me at jkeimig@thestranger.com.