"Cockwomble"
Another meme sticker! Cockwomble is a British slang word coming back into fashion with all the cockwombles galavanting about. This word brings to mind Malcolm Tucker, the unhinged director of communications in Armando Iannucci's TV series The Thick of It. Let's take a moment this morning to go through some of his most vile insults:
"I Won't Feel Safe"
Love the first-person perspective.
"Respect Black Culture"
The handwritten message gives this sticker some urgency.
"Those Creating Powerful Technology..."
This year Microsoft pledged not to sell facial-recognition technology to police until a federal law regulates it. We must keep up the pressure.
"White Single Female"
Adding Single White Female to my watchlist right now!
"We Have Nothing to Lose but Our Chains"
Spotted outside the Capitol Hill light rail station.
"Hate Has Made You Blind"
I've been sitting on this for a minute, but I love the style and lettering.
"Cosmic Safari"
I have a sneaking suspicion that I've done this one before, but I can't find it in my archives. If I have, apologies.
"6 Billion Miracles Are Enough..."
This sticker artist is prolific around the Seattle area. I've seen their stuff all over. I get the message of this one, but I get queasy whenever Westerners talk about overpopulation.
"Used to Be My Cellphone"
I saw this one as I walked near Greek Row last weekend. I support the message (I think?), but the joke is a little unclear. It's a good excuse for me to remind you of "Hotline Bling," though. Enjoy:
As always, if any of these stickers belong to you, please e-mail me at jkeimig@thestranger.com.