TFW you see Pete Buttigieg building a new set of railroad tracks on his day off
TFW you see Pete Buttigieg building a new set of railroad tracks on his day off Courtney Hale / Getty Images

Hereā€™s whatā€™s going to change: Your commute, your groceries, the street you walk on every time you leave the house, what itā€™s like to fly, where you go on vacation, the air that you breathe. The Senate just confirmed Pete Buttigieg as Transportation Secretary, and heā€™s got plansā€”big plans. Plans thatā€™ll fix you good.

If you had to compare the Trump administrationā€™s approach to transpo versus Bidenā€™s, itā€™s basically this: Trumpā€™s approach was to throw taxpayer money at the private sector and let them do whatever would make them even more money; Bidenā€™s will be to throw taxpayer money at state and local government, and let them do whatever will get them re-elected.

Neither approach is great! But at least now weā€™re getting jerked around by crooks who can, theoretically, be voted out of office.

So, whatā€™s Mayor Pete scheming? And do we still have to call him Mayor Pete? (Yes, we do, even when heā€™s elected president in 2028.)

Peteā€™s taking over the Department of Transportation from disgraced Trump ass-kisser Elaine Chao, wife of Mitch McConnell. One of her primary roles was to grease deals between political allies, but aside from that, I donā€™t think anyone would say that American transportation flourished under her watchā€”if it weren't for the pandemic, youā€™d still be waiting just as long for your bus to arrive.

On the other hand, Pete and Biden are both coming into office with massive plansā€”and I canā€™t overemphasize this, they are incredibly huge reformsā€”and also extremely boring. No normal person needs to concern themselves with the minutia, which largely concerns taxation methodology, trade logistics, and other plot elements from The Phantom Menace.

Fortunately, I am not a normal person, so I have gone through and extracted some details of actual relevance to you puny humans. One of Peteā€™s big plans is to protect Americaā€™s most precious natural resource: Highways. Thatā€™s a Debbie Downer moment; local planners love to expand highways because that feels like solving a problem despite actually just making things worse. On the other hand, one of Pete's reasons for focusing on highways is to make sure cargo (you know, like virtually all of the food that you eat) can get from place to placeā€”in other words, this could be the start of a shift away from seeing highways as toxic traffic sewers for single-user cars.

Iā€™m not super optimistic about that, but thereā€™s some cause for hope: Both Joe and Pete have expressed interest in overhauling American rail. Thatā€™s a project that will take many more years than heā€™ll be president, but they couldā€”if they want toā€”put the country on the path of having a functional network like Europe, rather than a clunky dinosaur like we have now. When he was running for President, Pete pledged to set aside money specifically for rail that crosses state lines, which would entirely change how you can move around the country. Goodbye, annoying flights from Seattle to San Francisco; hello, comfortable rapid train trips.

Pete also expressed interest in funding research for electric car batteries, which ā€¦ sighhhhh weā€™re still not over that grift, are we? Oh well, nobody said this administration would be perfect. Thereā€™s no such thing as a safe, ecologically sound car, and there never will be.

But on the bright side, Pete is focused on implementing huge changes to the way that streets are designedā€”essentially bringing the rest of the country in line with the innovations pioneered in Seattle. Weā€™re fortunate here to have a program called Vision Zero that aims to eliminate all car-related deaths completely by 2030. Itā€™s bonkers that this isnā€™t the goal in the rest of the country, but in fact itā€™s perfectly legal for planners to be like ā€œoh, this redesign of the intersection is projected to kill 20 more people per year than it did before? Thatā€™s fine.ā€ Pete says heā€™ll put an end to that and require any road resigns to reduce fatalities instead of increasing them.

Itā€™s impossible to know exactly what will happen under Peteā€™s leadership, of course. But Iā€™m confident that there are big changes in storeā€”if for no other reason than he wants everyone to like him next time he runs for president.

Bit by bit over the next four years, youā€™re likely to see small changes in the way you get around, and maybe in the prices or availability of merch on store shelves. Thatā€™ll hopefully be a sign of bigger changes to come with your long-distance travel plans, and the ways that online orders reach your door. It turns out we didnā€™t need one big Infrastructure Week, like Trump was always promising; instead, weā€™re looking at an Infrastructure Decade.