Cancel Your Fucking Super Bowl Plans

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67fZSJKQfkQ

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But my plan was to stay home with my cat and leave the TV off, well, sort of, I don't even know when the super bowl is, so that was more a general plan that a super bowl specific one.

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Can't cancel plans that were never made...

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@3 COMTE: for the WIN! Agreed and seconded.

I'm just focusing on staying healthy and safe, staying inside as much as possible.
I don't have a TV anyway.
Everyone stay healthy, warm and safe. Starting this weekend, REALLY cold weather is coming, with lows in the 20s. Will we have another Snowmageddon? Time will tell.

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My Super Bowl plans include just being around the house with Mr. Vel-DuRay and Grandmother Vel-DuRay. Do I need to cancel those "fucking" plans?

Seriously, Rich dear, you need to know your audience.....

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I thought the headline meant not to have sex during the Super Bowl...

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If there were a Fucking Super Bowl I’d win top prize. Oh, who are we kidding. I’d get third place. Out of three total contestants. Why am I writing Neil Hamburger’s jokes and not getting paid.

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Could you fucking imagine both being a KC fan and wanting everyone to cancel football this year...... You've never seen a game of the AFC in your life