It’s lunchtime and I want some motherfucking potatoes, so I’m re-upping this piece Meg van Huygen wrote this past summer. I know going outside is dangerous right now, but if you’re already out… could you bring me some jojos? โ€”Eds. Note

Mmmmmm. Broasted.
Mmmmmm. Broasted. MVH

When I was in high school, after class, weโ€™d go to this dark, dusty mini-mart next door that had spooky things like one whole chicken in a can and also a fryer case featuring jojos. They were like 50 cents a pound in 1994, and when youโ€™re a teenager, you can inhale them endlessly, without a single synapse firing in between them, which is what we did. Get a two-pound bag and start crammin’. Steamed potato filling up your sinuses. That storeโ€™s long gone, but it had the greatest jojos Iโ€™ve tasted before or since.

If youโ€™re new or something, jojos are those little tater wedges that are breaded, dusted with Lawryโ€™s, and not deep-fried but PRESSURE-fried. The inside is light and fluffy like a baked potato; the outsideโ€™s crispy and slightly caramelized, with those thick, knurled ends. Theyโ€™re orange. Potatoier than a french fry. They are not โ€œhome friesโ€ or โ€œbreakfast potatoes,โ€ and you may not make them in a skilletโ€”thatโ€™s something else. Usually, theyโ€™re cooked in the same oil as fried chicken and are essentially chickeny themselves. Jojos are fried chickenโ€™s little sister, basically, sharing its DNA and tagging along whenever they can.

You get them from a supermarket or mini-mart, ideally one inside a gas station, out of a foggy cellophane bag. Or in truck stops and roadhouses, maybe a shack on a rural highway with a sign that has the word “broasted” on it. Thatโ€™s where your jojos are.

Someone recently tried to tell me that several places in the Midwest think theyโ€™re the birthplace of jojos, and Iโ€™d understood them to be a Northwestern thing. So I did some reading about it.

Letโ€™s start where jojos did: with pressure fryers.

Meg van Huygen has been writing for The Stranger for half of her damn life, usually about food or local history. She was born on the Hill, grew up on Queen Anne, went to school in the CD, and presently...