Another unnecessary redesign of bicycle/scooter with a hot new look! backed by venture capitalists and destined to end up graffito-ed , broken, left for dead in all the bushes and vacant areas in Seattle. No, please, Millennial investors cram more of this shit down our throats!

Also: Cars are bad, you guys.

Yet another reminder that Seattle can't figure out the whole bike share thing, even though other cities have, and the science is clear (https://nacto.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/NACTO_Walkable-Station-Spacing-Is-Key-For-Bike-Share_Sc.pdf). I mean, it is really fucking obvious -- all it requires is a minimal public investment in the right things -- yet Seattle keeps hoping that somehow, someway, some private company will just magically provide us with an affordable and effective system.