"Roses Are Red..."
The bright red glitter caught my eye. This one comes from Sarah Epperson.
This is probably what beings from the sixth dimension enjoy on balmy galactic afternoons.
If this is a club, sign me up.
"Hey King, Nice Dick"
Spotted inside the bathroom at Barboza. This is a very straightforward way of marketing, Portland Scooter Club!
"Whad Up Wit Yo Mom Though :P"
She's doing FINE without your meddlin' ass!
"With My Luck..."
This is absolutely not a line from a Joyce Manor song, but it sounds like it could be so I'm dropping a song from them just for shits 'n' giggles.
Bring them back.
"Blood or Blackberry Juice"
Does anyone else ever think about how blackberries look like little ant bodies?
A little padajuan always brightens my day!
As always, if any of these stickers belong to you, please e-mail me at email@example.com.