Have you ever lost a dildo up your butt? This man has, but somehow the tale ends up as our opening “sexcess” story.

A 51-year-old woman is seeing a 33-year-old man. It’s fantastic, but how long can it last?

On the Magnum, Dan brings back Lina Dune from “Ask a Sub” to talk about some subby listener questions and her new podcast.

Finally, a couple won’t watch porn for ethical reasons. And he doesn’t want to be poly or open. She wonders…how can they have any fun?!

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