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Jess Stein

"Your Girlfriend Is Smarter Than You"
A good one.
A good one. JK
Thanks, Chunky Brewster! Incredibly, I think I've linked this song here before, but I'm putting it here again because I love this lil' throwback:

"People Are Uncivilized"

Me whenever I open Twitter.
Me whenever I open Twitter. JK
Spotted this beauty last weekend. Thanks as always, Starhead Boy!

"A.D.H.D."
Meme stickers strike again.
Meme stickers strike again. JK
Went through my archive and found this one from a while ago. I've really not been seeing as many meme stickers around this season as I did during the summer! (Except the next one, lol.)

"Willem Dafoe"
A moldy orange.
A moldy orange. JK
Oh—it's a meme. From Know Your Meme:
On June 2nd, 2021, artist Alvaro Urbano posted a photograph of Willem Dafoe smoking a cigarette and two oranges, one of them moldy, to Instagram. According to the description of the photograph provided by Urbano, the oranges and the cigarette were a part of his installation for the thriller film Inside, which stars Dafoe as a thief attempting to steal valuable works of art. The oranges are props made from reinforced concrete.

"Exactly Where You Need to Be"
I needed this message!
I needed this message! JK
Thanks, Soup Problems! The two-headed deer is beautiful.

"Snail with an Umbrella"
Another snail in the column this week.
Another snail in the column this week. JK
Thanks, Jackie Harris! A sweet shelled gastropod to start your weekend with!

As always, if any of these stickers belong to you, please e-mail me at jkeimig@thestranger.com.