If you are the sort of person who is interested in this sort of thing (guess which sort of person I am!), the photograph is after the jump. (Spoiler: it looks like Andrew Garfield in a Spiderman outfit.)
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At first I thought excitedly that this was going to be James Garfield in a Spidey suit, some sort of Assassins hommage.
“Spidertwink, spidertwink…”
Call me when he grows some pubes around his junk
I can’t believe we’ve had to wait so long for a Spider-Man reboot! I mean, it’s been like YEARS since the last one!
Have they started a Transformers reboot yet? How about Star Trek?
Michael K. at Dlisted.com said it best, “Needs more bulge.”
@4 the Transformers reboot will be out inbetween Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon and Transformers 4: Shia and Michael Wanted To Buy New Houses In Malibu.
@4/6:
Considering the horrible re-writing of actual, you know, HISTORY Bay is doing with T3 – I’d call it a reboot, shark-jump and retcon all rolled into one.
I love that fact that Marvel is rebooting their titles through their own studio.
Love Andrew. If y’all can, check out his early roles in the first series of “Sugar Rush”, his BAFTA Best Actor winning role as “Boy A”. Ignore his role in Doctor Who; he was fine but that two-parter story was the low point of series III of New Who.
Fanboy kvetching: Not all heroes are dark & gritty. Spider-Man has dark stories (I desperately hope that the rumors that they are using the Gwen Stacy story arc are true) which work very well, but what makes the character so appealing is that despite all of it, he is not dark. This picture has me afraid that will be forgotten. Then again, I may just be reading far too much into a single shot.
I’d hit it.
Sqeee!!
Andrew Garfield is so adorable. I’d eat him for lunch. Can’t wait to watch two hours of him in a spandex outfit, no matter how bad the movie is.
oh yeah. perfect.
@2 HILARIOUS !!! Seriously – don’t spiders eat ? That is NO man !
I think he’s beautiful — thought he was in Social Network too.
@15, he was Eduardo in Social Network, just watched it last night.
Is it just my imagination, or are today’s teenagers disturbingly oily?
There are rumors of mechanical web-shooters too …