Our long national nightmare of Russell Wilson’s celibacy has finally come to an end. Wilson and Ciara tied the knot yesterday in an actual castle in Liverpool, England, in what (I’m sure) was a very tasteful ceremony that was not at all overdone and didn’t resemble a Princess Bride fairy tale. Another plus to this news? At least now the (misogynist and sexist) jokes tying lack of sex to bad game performances will cease.
Seahawks Quarterback Russell Wilson is Married Which Means He Can Have Sex Again
