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Advisory votes don’t matter. We say this to you every year, and it’s true every year. Annoyed by having to cast advisory votes before you can cast the vote you’re itching to cast? Blame shitstain Tim Eyman, who decided the people of this state should weigh in (in a money-wasting, nonbinding way) every time our democratically elected state representatives do something that might affect revenues for our broke-ass state—a state starved for revenue by… you guessed it… ol’ shitstain himself, Tim Eyman!
