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SHOCKER, SIREN, MUST CREDIT DRUDGE: LIBTARD SEATTLE PAPER WRITTEN BY DEGENERATE CUCKS ENDORSES REPUBLICAN!

We didn’t have a choice. Two Republicans made it through the primary in this race, and we didn’t find the write-in candidate, who at the time was a Bernie-or-Buster, to be a credible candidate for this office. So we settled on the Republican who sucked less: soft-spoken, mild-mannered Duane Davidson, who has served as Benton County treasurer for nearly two decades. In truth, he’s a bit of a conundrum. While he has the relevant experience and the willingness to make the state treasurer’s office an Agenda-Free Instrument of the People, Davidson doesn’t just align himself with the political party being led (hopefully off a cliff) by Donald “Embodiment of Rape Culture” Trump. He actually told the SECB he plans to vote for Trump, too.

That admission brought our meeting to a screeching halt. Everyoneโ€”including his opponentsโ€”began trying to persuade the otherwise seemingly reasonable Davidson that voting for Trump was the worst idea ever.

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