The Brown Derby series—which has been brutally butchering
movie scripts for years—may have found its perfect foil in
E.T. Terror-drag superstar Jackie Hell plays the alien,
Emmy-winning Kim Nyhous plays a dykey Drew Barrymore (with a fanny
pack!), Elliott and his brother sniff their dad’s jockstrap, and
the scary forest scenes (which traumatized many a childhood) are set in
Volunteer Park. Brown Derby founder Ian Bell has issued a public
warning/challenge: “Gays who can laugh at the frequent (or maybe
constant) ridiculousness of being gay should come. Those who can’t
should save their money for the beer garden this coming weekend.”
(Re-bar, 1114 Howell St, 233-9873. 8 pm, $14, 21+.)

Brend an Kiley has worked as a child actor in New Orleans, as a member of the junior press corps at the 1988 Republican National Convention, and, for one happy April, as a bootlegger’s assistant in Nicaragua....

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