This race is just like the annual Georgetown Power Tool Drag Race, except instead of modifying an old belt sander, drill, or nail gun, contestants trick-out brightly colored dildos, vibrators, and butt plugs with wheels and some sort of power source. Think Mad Max meets Babeland. Remember: Sex-toy racers should not only look good, but go FAST. Slow and steady does not win this race. The racetrack will magically appear somewhere inside the Wildrose post-parade carnival. Don't miss it! (Wildrose, 1021 E Pike St, 324-9210. 3 pm, donations go to KEXP, 21+.)