At Broadway Grill, even the manliest cocktail takes on a rainbow hue. A neat Scotch becomes a watering hole for unicorns. The Grill is generally too gay for even the nelliest queer (the chandelier is bigger than a Smart Car and looks like Carmen Miranda's headgear), but it's the best drink on Capitol Hill when Eric Jennings is behind the bar. Hospitable, hilarious, and known to help shoot Cupid's arrow—or protect patrons from predators—Jennings makes you feel like you're in a thuper-duper gay episode of Cheers. For pride month, he's serving the Equalitini, which directs $2 from every drink sale to gay-rights groups around town. (Broadway Grill, 314 Broadway E, 328-7000. 11 am–midnight. )