What's HUMP! 5 got? Sluts on the SLUT, gay boys in Dumpsters, straight boys getting pegged. It's got anal hooks, E.T., and Larry King! The Stranger's annual amateur and locally produced porn festival is in its fifth year, and it just keeps getting bigger and better. This year's HUMP! has more films, more shocks, more laughs, and more screenings—most of which are sold out, but rush tickets are usually available five minutes before each show. The audience votes for its favorite films in two categories—funniest and sexiest—and cash prizes are awarded to deserving filmmakers. Once the festival is over, all copies of the films are destroyed. The only place to see HUMP! is at HUMP! (On the Boards, 100 W Roy St, thestranger.com/hump. $20, 18+.)