It's so hard to describe in this teeny space how many amazing things there are to do and see at this year's Georgetown Carnival—but I'll give it a shot: Live music! A parade! Bearded ladies! Carnival games! Power-tool racing! A trailer park! Psychics! A piñata art show! A Super 8 film fest! Sculpture gardens! An Elvis museum! Art by Jim Woodring and grunge photos by Charles Peterson! Face painting! Zombies! Food trucks! Beer gardens! And last but not EVER least—bike jousting with the Dead Baby Bikes gang! This is hands down the best street fair of the entire year. (Georgetown, www.georgetownmerchants.org, noon–8 pm, free, all ages)