Celebrate the day before Bastille Day in Francophile style with food, wine, music, food, street performers, food, burlesque, and still more food. Madison Valley’s Bastille Bash features French-inspired food (from Cafe Flora, Crush, El Portal Coffee, Ines Patisserie, Harvest Vine, and others), cooking demos (including Madison Park Conservatory’s Cormac Mahoney and Cafe Presse/Le Pichet’s Jim Drohman), gardening demos (learn how to grow French herbs!), wine (à votre santé!), and more. Also: someone wandering around in a wig pretending to be Marie Antoinette. LET THEM EAT CAKE! Proceeds benefit Children’s Response Center. (E Madison St from 27th to 30th Aves, bastillebash.com, 3–8 pm, free)