What do you mean you haven’t seen the Whore Moans yet? Motherfucker,
don’t you listen to anything I say? They’re fantastic—tight,
soulful, danceable punk rock played with fervor and swagger. Plus
tonight’s show is free! But it’s also a benefit to raise some cash for
a new PA at the Blue Moon, so bring a few bucks to donate. With
A Gun That Shoots Knives, the Hopscotch Boys, and Red Rapture. (Blue
Moon Tavern, 712 NE 45th St, 675-9116. 9 pm, free, 21+.)

Megan Seling is The Stranger's managing editor. She mostly writes about hockey, snacks, and music. And sometimes her dog, Johnny Waffles.