(PRE-PRIDE HEDONISM) Once you get past the line out the door, there are usually so many sweaty fags and indie dykes packed into this dance night that it’s impossible to escape without someone else’s sweat on you. And, given the number of hot people Comeback attracts, who would want to? Besides, a gay dance night that doesn’t suck? And isn’t some rote recitation of those same fucking ’80s songs? Now that’s something to be proud of. (Chop Suey, 1325 E Madison St, 324-8000. 9 pm, $5, 21+.)