Barack Obama isn’t the only horse in this race, and he’s probably
going to win Washington—things aren’t so rosy for governor
Christine Gregoire and a passel of other important races. So get
out there and do your part. Help Gregoire beat that anti-choice,
anti-environment, anti-gay jackass by calling her campaign marshal
at 382-2008. Want humane, progressive death-with-dignity laws like
Oregon’s? Call I-1000 headquarters at 633-2008. Want to extend an
existing tax to create 30 new neighborhood parks? Call 682-1061.
(And if you don’t hate the human race, convince your undecided
relatives to vote for Obama—and your conservative relatives to
vote for Bob Barr.)

Brend an Kiley has worked as a child actor in New Orleans, as a member of the junior press corps at the 1988 Republican National Convention, and, for one happy April, as a bootlegger’s assistant in Nicaragua....