Getting intimate with Cuboid.
So intimate. Touching Cuboid, the latest creation of Seattle digital artist Julia Bruk. Gregory Scruggs

My sister graduated college in May and wants to work in advertising, so I gifted her a subscription to Adbusters, the ad-free anti-consumerist magazine. Yes, Iโ€™m a contrarian big brother, or maybe just an asshole, and itโ€™s with that kind of baby-Iโ€™m-an-anarchist chip on my shoulder that last week I walked from the gray damp of Pike Street through the doors of the convention center and into the technicolor world of the Seattle Interactive Conference.

A fixture on the fall calendar for nearly a decade, Seattle Interactive Conference (SIC) is where smart people in this town figure out better ways to sell you stuff, further the distraction machine of the digital era, and otherwise keep your eyeballs glued to screens. The idea mostly made my skin curdle as I side-eyed a program with sessions like โ€œHow B2B Marketers Use Social Media,” โ€œGen Z & Millennial Mobile Video Trends,โ€ and โ€œHow Experiences are Redefining Brands.โ€

Creativity, its a calling.
Creativity, it’s a calling. Zen Wohlers

The event once aspired to be an Emerald City counterpart to South by Southwest with all of the Austin eventโ€™s tech and media programming but none of its cutting-edge live music. A partnership with Capitol Hill Block Party earlier this decade seems to have fallen by the wayside. Weโ€™ll have to leave it to the successor to Upstream (RIP) to get our marquee downtown music festival. At this point SIC has gone all-in on the confluence of technology, branding, and marketing, including several regrettable bookings of AOLโ€™s now-disgraced โ€œdigital prophetโ€ Shingy, who hopefully will never step foot in Seattle ever again.

Iโ€™m a thirty-something curmudgeon who has no desire to figure out how to make branded content go viral on TikTok, so I studiously avoided SICโ€™s meat and potatoesโ€”the latest tech trends and how to wield them for marketing supremacyโ€”and hunted out the conferenceโ€™s more tangible fringes.

What brand is this lime green suit selling?
What brand is this lime green suit selling? Zen Wohlers

Two earnest REI employees unpacked how they ditched the fall catalog to launch a new print magazine, Uncommon Path, that landed in my mailbox last month and became dreamy bedside reading. The two Steves behind Microsoftโ€™s in-house media juggernaut Story Labs may have made me well up with a tear or two with the Parkinsons-beating wristband behind Project Emma. A trio of Pacific Northwest brandsโ€”Alaska Airlines, Chateau Ste. Michelle, and Sub Popโ€”talked about how to go national.

โ€œWe still operate like the little guy, but the only one that hasnโ€™t gone bankrupt,โ€ said Katie Dโ€™Amato, Alaskaโ€™s brand director. I swelled with pride. How many places have a hometown airline? When I see the lone airplane sporting the iconic Eskimo logo (one that has courted its fair share of controversy over indigenous representation) at BWI Airport near my parentsโ€™ house, I know Iโ€™m on my way home.

Along the way, I let down my guard and realized that as I slung my Mountain Hardware backpack with my Apple laptop over the shoulder of my Brooklyn Industries raincoat, draped over my Bonobos plaid button-down and the jeans I got at Nordstrom down the street, well, all of those were conscious consumer decisions on my part. When I was in college and thought I had beat the brands at their own game by shopping at logo-less American Apparel, the lack of a polo player or swoosh on my shirt was just its own logo. Checkmate.

Sub Pop vice-president Megan Jasper further put my mind at ease when she candidly admitted, โ€œIn our world, itโ€™s very easy to sell out and Sub Pop has sold out so many times already it probably doesnโ€™t really matter.โ€

I still hoofed it a few blocks up to Victrola for my midday caffeine fix in lieu of the complimentary Starbucks on offerโ€”because friends donโ€™t let friends drink Starbucks and no amount of pumpkin spice latte is going to convince me that theyโ€™re just a friendly local coffee shopโ€”before playing around with Cuboid, the latest creation of Seattle digital artist Julia Bruk, one of the brains behind the Borealis festival of video projection mapping and light art.

First premiered at On the Boards, the life-size fabric cube with a dancer inside responds to the tactileโ€”you touching the sides of the cubeโ€”and the digitalโ€”you sending emojis to its Facebook Live stream. I wasnโ€™t blown away, but I was mildly charmed. New forms of digital art, right in our backyard. Finally, the tech bloom yielding aesthetic fruit. I started to walk away with a smile. Then I overheard someone ask Bruk, โ€œSo how can use this thing for brands?โ€ The smile gave way to a grimace.