I always thought that being a right wing activist was a very effective birth control method.

Excellent Article!

Who knew the nyt'd
boost the Handmaid's Tales'
enthusiasts and wannabee-slut-shamers!?

it's a brave new world out there
and while we're exporting
all our Browns, We're
gonna Need healthy

White womenfolk to
Step Up and HAVE them
some Babies for the Fatherland!

a Minor quibble:

"For just $129.99,
the wristband would
sync with their app and offer
the wearer 'digital birth control,' tracking
people’s fertility based on their body temperature and cycle."

hmmm. it seems
My fertility relies More
on the willingness of my willy

than ALL those other fact-
ors and, I suspect, I am
Not alone in this

"people with uteruses" = women

perhaps;
awkward,
af, for this
old geezer

but why the reluctance?
are some put off
by 'women' or
'girls' -- tho,
Looking at
The Word

it's right There
in black &
white:

Wo - Men.

a Subspecies!
here, god -- take
one of my Ribs!

make me
a Wife!

and let
the Patriarchy
Rule this Planet
till we burn it down!

finally,
it All begins
to make SENSE:

we
just
wanna
give it back.

"...as one proponent put it, women “don’t need to put these extra chemicals and devices into their bodies to figure out what’s going on. They can do it in a natural way.”

My exposure to cycle tracking comes from the "all organic and natural, no chemicals ever, Back to Nature, vegan/vegetarian types" - which lean very progressive/liberal. I see what you did there by not mentioning those people, but that's the kind of cherry picking I expect from The Stranger. It's a "good" idea when it comes from "my" side, a "bad" idea if it comes from the other.

@4: To date, there has not been a successful uterus transplant into a man.

blah blah blah. Gurl, I hope you didn't go to school for this...