Created and hosted by the world’s preeminent Latino
Elvis impersonator (El Vez) and the world’s preeminent Swedish
housewife (the Swedish Housewife), the The U.S.O.S.O.S.O.U.S.O.B. Tour promises “irreverent political repartee” in a burlesquey setting. Among
the evening’s stars: Princess Schmooquan, the Twinkie-regurgitating,
rubber-chicken-wielding enchantress
who stole so many hearts at
last spring’s Stranger Gong Show. (The Pink Door, 1919
Post Alley, 443-3241. 11 pm, $12, 21+
.)

David Schmader—former weed columnist and Stranger associate editor—is the author of the solo plays Straight and Letter to Axl, which he’s performed in Seattle and across the US. His latest...