Theater Jun 17, 2010 at 4:00 am

An Early Morning Chat with Bill Cosby While He Takes a Break from Writing a Eulogy for His High-School Basketball Coach

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1
wow.
2
That, by far, was THE best-and real- piece I've ever seen! Really nice job!
3
This "article" is so totally disrespectful, smarmy and gross. Get a damn clue, Adrian Ryan.
4
Ah. I just realized you're the same unfunny waste of space who wrote the Gary Coleman "eulogy".

What the hell is The Stranger thinking letting you publish things? Are you the nephew of someone important?

Either way, pull your head out of your ass. What you're writing isn't funny, isn't talented or clever, and is disrespectful to the subjects. It also isn't journalism. At all.
5
wow, sloggy. you are really embarrassing yourself. keep talking!
6
Just heard Cosby interviewed on the radio. Funny, ramblingly awesome. You are a lucky man Adrian. Way to go.
7
I'd have to agree with Sloggy McGee.

I appreciate you writing in your own voice, but it's kinda not someone I'd wanna listen to. Like most of Vice magazine, nasty for nasty's sake.

And I must say the Coleman piece was just as flippant to the subject, perhaps even more so.
In light of the fact that he had just died, IMO doesn't speak highly of you.

I don't know you Adrian, but I hope you're a kinder person than these pieces indicate, and that that kindness would come across more often in your future work.
8
Spelling errors or no, I'm with Sloggy on this one. Any writer who, upon hearing someone has died, decides to further harass said dead person with a mock eulogy of smarmy, tasteless remarks charts quite low on the scale of journalistic integrity and/or basic human decency. Suppose this article was a little better. Not as entirely awful. Still. The smarm. Tone it down. (!).
9
Sloggy has a point. This IS pretty sophmoric, to keep with the college theme. You try a little too hard to be wacky. You seem like you were polite to him when talking to him, but then turn around and are dickish when writing about him. Kind of childish, unprofessional, immature. You know, like you don't have anything worthwhile to say.

Also, while you're dragging the "off my lawn" cliche' around, why don't you call him a "douche" and ask, "WTF"? Then you could really look cool. People might LOL!
10
Adrian gets a chance to interview a giant of comedy, philanthropy, and entertainment of all kinds, someone who also delights in kicking up some controversy now and again, and the entire piece is about Adrian. Adrian's reactions, Adrian's glee over taking the interview, Adrian's thought process over a comment (there was more about Adrian's thoughts on Cosby's comments than there were actual Cosby comments), and worst of all Adrian's attempts to be as funny or funnier than Cosby. What a waste of an interview and a waste of my five minutes reading it. Then when Adrian gets taken down a peg by a slog comment, the comeback is: "wow, sloggy. you are really embarrassing yourself. keep talking!" If the "article" weren't enough, that is proof positive why it was such pathetic folly to attempt comedy within 1,000 miles of the subject Bill Cosby.
11
yeah, I'm not embarrassed.
12
This article is a prime example of why the Stranger is no longer essential reading in Seattle. I've been reading it ever since it started publishing, and it was never a "serious" paper but it used to have insightful articles and reviews until maybe 3-4 years ago. However, the writing has become so hipsterish and preciously ironic lately (although it never really wasn't) that I no longer feel the need to pick it up at my favorite bar or coffeehouse. I could tell by the third paragraph that this article wasn't worth reading, and a quick skim of the remainder confirmed that. If I get it at all now it's only for the music listings, though certainly not for the recommendations. It's time to start a new alternative weekly.
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@4: What the hell is The Stranger thinking letting you publish things? Are you the nephew of someone important?

No, he's the boyfriend/fuckbuddy/houseslave of somebody I'm sure. That's how you get and keep a job at this rag.
14
Really bad article, closest racist shit, very tongue in cheek mocking...I have read this guys stuff and for a white gay man I would hope he would have somewhat of an understanding of social oppression...he is constantly coming racist with his shit
15
This article is a prime example of why the Stranger is no longer essential reading in Seattle. I've been reading it ever since it started publishing, and it was never a "serious" paper but it used to have insightful articles and reviews until maybe 3-4 years ago. However, the writing has become so hipsterish and preciously ironic lately (although it never really wasn't) that I no longer feel the need to pick it up at my favorite bar or coffeehouse. I could tell by the third paragraph that this article wasn't worth reading, and a quick skim of the remainder confirmed that. If I get it at all now it's only for the music listings, though certainly not for the recommendations. It's time to start a new alternative weekly.
16
Double post, sorry..
17
"This article is a prime example of why the Stranger is no longer essential reading in Seattle."

But you are obviously still reading it, jackass.

If you don't like Adrian Ryan's writing style, don't read Adrian Ryan's articles. No one is forcing you. I'm sorry if your self-righteousness stunts your sense of humor.
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@17: "This article is a prime example of why the Stranger is no longer essential reading in Seattle."

But you are obviously still reading it, jackass.

Yeah, but not every week. And then only to see what's playing; like I said.

If you don't like Adrian Ryan's writing style, don't read Adrian Ryan's articles. No one is forcing you. I'm sorry if your self-righteousness stunts your sense of humor.

I don't, and I don't. Google the term "self-righteousness", since you skipped class at SCCC they day they covered it, and get back to me and tell me where I exhibited it. And if anyone has a stunted sense of humor, it's Ryan and you, who have a high-school hipster sense of humor that most of us have outgrown.
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Right, you show up to see what's playing and then while you are at it you spread a little negativity and hate around.

The first part of my comment was in direct response to your posting, but not the second. That was intended as a general response to the hate.

And of course I go to community college! What else could explain how someone could disagree with you and/or anyone else that trashes The Stranger!
20
Ha! What paper do you think you're reading, people? Also, if you're bitching about it, why are you still reading it? The Stranger has always and will always be a cynical, irreverent source of entertainment and Mudede's weird architectural big booty philosophy rambling.

I say make fun of Bill Cosby and anyone else, Adrian Ryan. Make fun of me. No one and nothing is sacred because the whole world and everything in it is so fucked that the only sane response is to laugh at it.

Stop being so fucking pious, or go read the Weekly.
21
a couple of folks here are still mad about the gary coleman piece. fine. but this is as different from that as apples are to pizza. cosby is first and foremost a comedian who gives loads of respect to comedians he doesn't agree with, many whose style he doesn't value ( richard pryor comes immediately to mind.. remember cosby never swears ..EVER ) and throughout a rich and varied career has managed to support and defend so many causes and concerns they could never be listed particularly here. i bet that he'd read, enjoy, and understand this piece better than most of those who vow to never read adrian again.
adrian was respectfully irreverent. adrian it's a lovely human piece and you keep doing what you do well. my friend john uses this quote every day and i think it applies here...
I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to
please everybody.
Bill Cosby
22
I also thought this was "respectfully irreverent," nice turn of phrase, rddr. I suspect as well that many of the commenters above are the same person, although I'm not sure why they, er, he or she, care so much.
23
The voice of reason = Rev. dr. dj riz.
24
Judging by your DVD library, you love Mr. Cosby. Me too, but you actually got the chance to talk to him. You SQUANDERED IT!

Why did this man who once seemed so affable go quietly off the rails? What changed? Was he always a dick and just got tired of pretending he wasn't? You didn't even try a little race-baiting.

The real achievement is that you've managed to become formulaic in just two contributions, and yet the Stranger decides to run turd dieux anyway!

I can't wait to see you stick it to Arthur Ash.
25
This pieced echoed exactly the nature of the Cosby gestalt to those of us of a certain age. I thought it was immensely, giddily respectful and reflected the overwhelming overwhelmingness of interviewing someone beyond iconic.
26
This pieced echoed exactly the nature of the Cosby gestalt as it appears to those of us of a certain age. I thought it was immensely, giddily respectful and reflected the overwhelming overwhelmingness of interviewing someone beyond iconic.
27
Hi,

Could you interview Stuttering John Melendez? I haven't heard much from him lately.

Thanks!

Ba-ba-booey
28
Has anyone noticed that the "holy than thou" critical comments on Slog come from commentators who most of us almost never hear from?

It's the fucking Stranger people, get a life! If you want false respect or hero worship go watch Fox News and talk to your buddy Glenn Beck.
29
Yer not from around here. You post all funny-like. Go back to Mex-i-co.
30
@ 28: Is there some minimum number of SLOG comments a person is required to make before a criticism of shitty Stranger writing is valid? If that is the case, your injunction to non-familiar "commentators" to "get a life" is ironic. I submit that it is you, the person who spends an inordinate amount of time "commentating," who should get a life. Such as it might be.
31
The attitude comes from ignorance. Being too ignorant to know how ignorant you actually are.
32
@ 28, are you talking about SLOG regulars? Because I generally encounter a whole different set of commenters when I check out actual Stranger pieces like this.
33
With this "article," Adrian Ryan has now joined Charles Mudede in the "Stranger writers whose writing I will avoid at all costs" category. The Stranger already has one irreverant goofball writer, and she does it much better than you. You just come across as trying too hard. Snooze.
34
I'm puzzled--is there another piece which has the actual interview with Mr. Cosby? Articles about the process of writing/researching an article are of limited interest.
35
I wish you'd taken as givens that he's from a different generation than you, values education, and is not tolerant of smut talk. I thought we knew all that already. (And "get off my lawn" is getting so old that pretty soon the only people using it will be those who actually want people to get off their lawns...)
36
So what was your answer for what school you came out of?

Probably no college whatsoever.

37
This is a piece about the experience of interviewing Bill Cosby, and I enjoyed it for what it is. I suspect it would be difficult to try to encapsulate the actual comments of someone who bounces from thought to thought like Cosby (think of interviewing Robin Williams) so I actually liked this filtered view of the process of trying to get a word in edgewise when interviewing an icon for, like, less than fifteen minutes on the phone....
38
This is a piece about Adrian being obsessed with the idea of Cosby being a "codger". And as such, is annoying to read.
39
I bought Mr. Cosby's first LP with my paper route money back in the 60's. I'm not sure if that makes me "a certain age", but I agree with smade (#25 and #26) and Jaymz (#37). I thought Mr. Ryan's piece was pitch perfect.
40
@33 "The Stranger already has one irreverant goofball writer, and she does it much better than you."

exactly. Lindy West = funny, clever, insightful, with actual writing talent. She's deeply cynical, sarcastic, caustic, even offensive at times, but she's obviously intelligent, puts effort and thought into her pieces, and makes them work.

My problem is with this being offensive and disrespectful (which it is - Cosby's in his seventies and is owed some common courtesy) and even more about it being poorly written, self-congratulating garbage.

41
That's some pretty bummed out people in the comments thread, but Adrian's piece is fine. That being said, an actual transcript of the whole interview would probably be pretty interesting too.
42
Yeah, I'd love to listen to a recording of the interview, and also read Adrian's piece along with it. That said, Adrian's piece was really perfect. Adrian is irreverent, and so he lets us in on what he WOULD HAVE said, you know, if he wasn't actually talking to The Cozbay and didn't want to be nice and stuff. But he didn't say it actually. Instead he tells us all of the career of the man that meant so much to him, and how surreal it is to be interviewing the man at that particular, AWKWARD, and touching moment.

Kudos SIR!

43
@21

Cosby is KNOWN for calling out comedians that he doesn't agree with! You obviously don't know much about what you're talking about. Eddie Murphy himself does and entire piece about Bill Cosby calling him up to tell him not to curse. If you don't know that, you don't know much about comedy. I also remember Cosby being in the audience at an event that Wanda Sikes was hosting and REFUSING flat-out to even acknowledge her. If Cosby had read this SLOG post, he would have torn into Adrian. This post is self-serving and VERY disrespectful. It's sad that you can really SEE the quality of the writing at The Stranger going downhill all the time.
44
So Adrian kicked the shit out of Cosby. Have you ever read his writing before? He's been with the Stranger ever since I can remember, and is their resident imp and snarkmeister. Sometimes he's really funny and sometimes he tries to hard, but the fact that any of you yo-yos are seriously surprised or offended just shows your own cluelessness.
45
@40 and @33, as commenter I can say this, I've been reading the stranger when it was still a paper and long before Lindy West was a part of it; she is a plagiarist and a hack. Maybe you should read some of the earlier stuff from Adrian and other journalist at the Stranger to see what I mean. @21, Frankly, you are a lot younger than you try to portray yourself as being. If you cannot recognize who you've just insulted then I believe it is you who needs to start reviewing some history.
To everyone else, stop biting and enjoy the article, it's the Stranger. If you wish to have critical review read a newspaper.
46
Maybe the article should include a large photograph of Adrian Ryan rather than our fellow MR. COSBY.

Yes! Some of these people are right. The article is written by you and about you. It is remarkably snarky, disrespectful, selfish and all the while absolutely readable. Those paragraphs wouldn't let me go! Perhaps sharing traits with many rap songs? "ME. ME. ME." That's all they yap about! Yet so good to listen to.
Consider it! <<< MR. RY-YAN "Get off my lawn!" (feat. MR. COZ-BAY)>>>
Understand, son?

Yeah We all soooo hate on the writings of many Stranger wordsmiths yet we always come back for more. What the fuck else will we read as a weekly? The less colorful (perhaps beige) "other" rag? DON'T THINK SO.

Do us a favor, tone down the carbs and pump up the meat, we are attempting sustainable content for our reading pleasure.

Ultimately, with out us readers, you don't have a job! Maybe if that day arrives you can take up rhyming lessons and put out an album.

It could be called....

RESPECTING DISRESPECT.

47
TWICE. (It was an accident, okay?)

Maybe the article should include a large photograph of Adrian Ryan rather than our fellow MR. COSBY.

Yes! Some of these people are right. The article is written by you and about you. It is remarkably snarky, disrespectful, selfish and all the while absolutely readable. Those paragraphs wouldn't let me go! Perhaps sharing traits with many rap songs? "ME. ME. ME." That's all they yap about! Yet so good to listen to.
Consider it! <<< MR. RY-YAN "Get off my lawn!" (feat. MR. COZ-BAY)>>>
Understand, son?

Yeah We all soooo hate on the writings of many Stranger wordsmiths yet we always come back for more. What the fuck else will we read as a weekly? The less colorful (perhaps beige) "other" rag? DON'T THINK SO.

Do us a favor, tone down the carbs and pump up the meat, we are attempting sustainable content for our reading pleasure.

Ultimately, with out us readers, you don't have a job! Maybe if that day arrives you can take up rhyming lessons and put out an album.

It could be called....

RESPECTING DISRESPECT.
48
@43
weatherboy
don't be such a simpleton.
didn't i mention that cosby never curses ? because he doesn't like it doesn't mean he doesn't appreciate another comedians craft. there's a difference between being called out and being disrespected..and cosby is almost always respectful. who knows what his deal about wanda sykes was - he's also a human being ..most of us dislike other human beings from time to time. as an elder statesman (and he takes being an elder statesman very serious, as well he should ) most comedians ( particularly african american comedians, including murphy ) hold him with the highest regard. as this rag later reports,it seems that cosby enjoyed his conversation with adrian http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archive…
and probably would enjoy this piece. he understands irreverence even as you do not.
49
@43,

if you think that ANYONE would "respect" this article if it was written about THEM, then you're the simpleton. AND, how do you think that calling people out ISN'T pointing out how someone does NOT respect what the other is doing? he doesn't like comedians who are crass just to be crass. that's why he gets along with some of the greats of our time, because THEY have substance to their comedy. your logic makes NO sense.

i KNOW that Cosby said that he enjoyed the interview, but he probably didn't READ what Adrian wrote about him. IT WAS DISRESPECTFUL. if you don't get that, you never will. Cosby would probably have not liked what Adrian wrote about him, just like MOST PEOPLE wouldn't like it. but, your snarky name-calling (that, yes, even i stooped to just now) doesn't give you the high ground, it just makes you look like a condescending jerk. if you can't see that this piece was mostly about the author and how he likes to talk about himself and his views on a "codger" comic legend, and that it was a wasted opportunity to report on an interview with a comic legend, then we can agree to disagree.
50
i meant...

@48, sorry.
51
This was a seriously dumb profile. Obviously Mr. Ryan has poor interviewing skills and was just trying to put lipstick on the pig of his inability to coax some interesting quotes from Mr. Cosby. Even in his seventies, the Cos is a little too quick for you.

The other thing that bothered me about this article was the ridiculous amount of exclamation points it contained. And all-caps words. When you find yourself resorting to such cheap theatrics as a journalist (even one working for the Stranger), it's time to re-evaluate. And shame on the editor who green-lighted this pig. Where are your standards?
52
Pudding pop, get it? I felt like I was cornered by the least funny guy at a party reading this.
53
@ everyone.
So, I have revisited the article and comments on Bill Cosby. Many of you are still going on about how 'Adrian Ryan did this wrong...' and 'Adrian Ryan is ineffectual...'
Have any of you seen the other interview of Mr. Cosby while in Seattle? At the news station?

http://www.q13fox.com/news/kcpq-061810-b…

This article perfectly highlights how sporadic Bill Cosby is with his interviews; the interviewers themselves simply shut up and allow him to talk.
Before you judge Mr. Ryan on what has been printed, from the 1990's forward you may want to view some other material on Cosby and how he is with journalists. Also, from reading some of the comments many of you sound like fanatics! Step back, rethink your strategy, do some research and please respond with interesting conversation. I can do without the acidic piss dripping from your mouth. Better yet, all of us can.
54
Cosby tells stories. they ramble. people who know his comedy already know this. MOST comedians try to work in comedy into their interviews. he does try to answer the questions that the q13 people ask, as uninteresting as they might be. the q13 interview at least gives us insights about HIM from HIS perspective. not some fool calling him (a 72 year old man, yes he's old, but still smarter than "Mr. H.P."/ Mr. Ryan) a "CODGER (HA! I'm SO funny!!! RIGHT!?)." there's no real substance to this article. that's the thing, i think, that bothers most of the commenters on this thread. it's definitely not fanatical to point out lazy, self-serving journalism. the fact that "Mr. Ryan" was disrespectful to a comic legend and people call him out for it isn't fanatical either. it's just people making a point about the quality of the author's character and the declining quality of journalism at The Stranger.
55
yawn...just. fucking. YAWN.
56
This article reads like someone who went to the University of Montana wrote it.
57
Great article. It captured the essence of what it is to love both Cosby from the 80s and appreciate Cosby of now. I, too, would love if the Stranger posted an MP3 of the interview as well.
58
Yeah Cosby lives in Massachusetts >.> He doesn't have a kitchen table in Philadelpha
59
I liked it.
It's Adrian. It's not a journalistic salvo toward Great Writing, it's a fan's perspective on talking to Mr. Bill Cosby.
As someone who's seen Cosby on stage numerous times and grew up with his comedy records and all the TV things Adrian mentioned, I'm not offended in the least EXCEPT for the "Mr. Coz-bay". Don't like that. But that's me.
Otherwise: This is The Stranger, where objectivity and fair-play died with Cobain on a wagon train from the East Coast on its way to Seattle.
I read it for the Gays; Schmader, Ryan, and Savage, in that order. but that's me.
Meh. You trolls get off my lawn.

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