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If you ventured out to CHOP/CHAZ on Sunday, you might’ve seen this scene…

A person dressed as Donald Trump walked around the area holding a sign that read:

IM THE BIGGEST COP
with the littlest hand [plus something I couldn’t make out]
itโ€™s my birthday
PLEASE HIT ME WITH THIS NOODLE

And people really, really wanted to hit him with this noodle.

Chase Burns is The Stranger's former editor. He's covered everything from gay luchadores to chemical weapons to Isabella Rossellini's favorite pets.