Joe Adcock, theater critic at the Seattle Post-Intelligencer for 26 years, is retiring this week. Critics aren’t anybody’s favorite
people. Last weekend, standing outside a theater during intermission, I
mentioned Adcock’s departure to a prominent artistic director. He
replied in song: “Ding-dong, the witch is dead!” Then I told him
the P-I hadn’t just lost Adcock. They’d also eliminated his job,
and won’t hire another full-time theater critic, due to a hiring
freeze. The artistic director’s face fell: “Oh. That’s terrible.”

In just a few years, Seattle has gone from four full-time theater
critics (one for each of the dailies and each of the weeklies) to two:
Misha Berson at the Seattle Times and me. “Does that mean
theater in Seattle is shriveling up and dying?” my editor asked when I
told him about Adcock.

Uh, no. It’s a sign that newspapers are shriveling up
and dying. Seattle still has its Tony Awards, its growing reputation as
the best place to premiere pre-Broadway musicals, and its habit of
hemorrhaging talent to other cities (congratulations, by the
way, to former Seattle actress Heidi Schreck, who moved to New York and
just won an Obie Award). But the newspapers—with their hiring
freezes, layoffs, and forced early retirements—are fucked. If
Berson were to retire next week, would the Times replace her? “I expect so, but it’s really hard to say,” said
Times managing editor David Boardman.

Eventually, you all may have nobody but me.

Just a few papers that have axed or split longstanding criticism jobs in the past year: Chicago Tribune (theater), the Village Voice (dance), Los Angeles Times (dance), Minneapolis Star-Tribune (theater), Atlanta Journal-Constitution (theater), Philadelphia Inquirer (theater), Charlotte Observer (theater), and the Baltimore Sun (theater). In Seattle, the
Times, the P-I, and Seattle Weekly have all cut
jobs in arts criticism.

So newspapers have to lean on free-lancers, who are great and
all—but I’ll let my friend Wendy Rosenfield, a freelance critic
at the Inquirer, say it: “We’re not just itinerant, we’re
mercenaries. My schedule is dictated by my needs, not the needs of the
paper. It lends itself to way too much turnover and uneven arts
coverage
.” (Philadelphia has three times as many people as Seattle,
and only one full-time theater critic.)

Last February, at a theater critics’ seminar in Los Angeles, I met
Judy Rousuck, a deadpan, corvine-haired, and deeply intelligent woman
who had just left the Baltimore Sun. She had been the theater
critic for 23 years, but nobody told her she’d be taking her job with
her when she left: “I don’t know if I would have had the
heart—or nerve—to leave
if I’d known I wouldn’t be
replaced.”

It’s just you and me now, Misha. So don’t take any buyouts. Or candy
from strangers. And look both ways when you cross the street. recommended

brendan@thestranger.com

Brend an Kiley has worked as a child actor in New Orleans, as a member of the junior press corps at the 1988 Republican National Convention, and, for one happy April, as a bootlegger’s assistant in Nicaragua....