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If you just showed me a silhouette of one of these things I’d guess it was some kind of sex toy Wheels

Daniel Bornstein says his โ€œaha momentโ€ came last summer, when he was sitting on an LA beach and saw a group of five people unlocking a bunch of bikes. The bikes were part of a rental fleet owned by the company Wheels, where Bornstein is Head of Business Development and Global Partnerships. The riders were in their mid-40s to early 50s, he recalls.

โ€œWhat was novel about that moment was that it kind of dispelled the prevailing consumer wisdom that itโ€™s a young male adventure-seeking demographic that rides the devices,โ€ he says.

Youโ€™ve probably seen the Wheels bikes hanging out around town: squat little e-bikes with cute small wheels and a caboose for a helmet that is sometimes there and sometimes missing. When the company entered the Seattle market a few months ago, I was skeptical that anyone would be interested in them โ€” the idea of re-usable helmets seemed particularly unappealing โ€” but theyโ€™ve sweetened the deal thanks to a partnership with Lime. As of now, you can access both Lime and Wheels devices through the Lime platform.

But there’s one detail that’s a little … odd.

The integration doesnโ€™t go the other way. You can use Lime to book Wheels or Lime devices, but you canโ€™t use the Wheels app to book Lime devices. On top of that, if you have a Lime subscription (like I do; it’s definitely worth it for the 15-or-so trips that I make per month), the Lime discount won’t carry over to Wheels devices. So why use Wheels at all? Thatโ€™s a tough one for me to answer, though Bornstein says they still expect people to use their app.

โ€œItโ€™s based on the convenience and the preference of the user,โ€ he says, suggesting that a Lime user might โ€œlike to mix it up,โ€ or that a Wheels user might โ€œhave a preference for Wheels.โ€

Either way, he says, โ€œfor both companies, thereโ€™s a win there.โ€ That sounds true โ€” Lime is extremely well-funded, has a very large user base (150,000 people in 2017, the most recent year for which I could find figures), and operates in over 100 cities around the world. Last year they hit 150 million rides.

โ€œWe think theyโ€™re doing things very well,โ€ says Bornstein, and adds, โ€œthey recognize in Wheels that we have a unique and proprietary form factor.โ€

You can say that again. The bikes are a curious shape โ€” they look kind of like a strange ergonomic chair, and have always reminded me of a piece of background furniture on Star Trek. The kind of thing that suggests the future in a way that will probably look very dated in the actual future.

And I donโ€™t think Iโ€™ll ever become comfortable with the helmets, even though they come with a removable sanitary liner; Iโ€™m okay with putting my hands on the handlebars, but placing a piece of the device on my head makes me shudder. On the other hand, Wheels offers a 20% discount if you unlock the helmet, which certainly appeals to me, a cheapskate.

The company launched with helmets on only certain devices; theyโ€™re currently working on scaling up to be 100% helmeted soon. Also in the works: The next generation of Wheels devices, which will be able to detect sidewalk-riding. The new Spin scooters boast a similar feature โ€” I reviewed Spinโ€™s sidewalk-detection here and found it to be only kinda reliable, and quite loud.

Itโ€™s worth noting that Wheels devices are generally classified as โ€œclass 2โ€ bicycles in the U.S. (which means their top speeds are limited). Itโ€™s legal for class 2 bikes to operate on the sidewalk in Seattle, but Wheels advises users, โ€œdonโ€™t ride on sidewalks.โ€

So is sidewalk-riding a real problem or just a perceived problem?

โ€œI dunno โ€ฆ I donโ€™t think itโ€™s as big of an issue as itโ€™s purported to be,โ€ Bornstein says, but adds, โ€œI think perception is reality.โ€ In other words, if people think itโ€™s a problem, then it is a problem, if for no other reason than it provides ammunition for those who want to ban micro-mobility options.

At any rate, Wheels plans to continue expanding into more cities โ€” โ€œWe believe very firmly that we have a superior form factor, and weโ€™re doubling down on this form factor,โ€ Bornstein says.

He views their new partnership with Lime as one measure of success for the company โ€” and for Seattle. โ€œWinning cities and getting more market shareโ€ is the goal, he says, with terminology that sounds a bit like someone conquering territory in a game of Risk. โ€œWe recently won the City of West Hollywood, the City of Santa Monica.โ€

But when it comes to what success looks like for residents, he takes a more emotional tone. โ€œItโ€™s just general scale,โ€ Bornstein says, โ€œand consumer love.โ€

Matt Baume covered geek culture, queer news, and city infrastructure, and would leap at the flimsiest of excuses to write about furries. A writer, podcaster, and videomaker, he resides on Capitol Hill...