No wait, my love handles are going to be thrilled about this.

No wait, my love handles are going to be thrilled about this.

Never in a million years would I think that a vegan ice cream store would have something for me. But the other day I stopped by Frankie & Jo’s, because it’s two blocks from the office and because I’d heard they sell “ice cream churned from plants,” and I had to know what that meant. I kept picturing Audrey II from Little Shop of Horrors going into a blender. I kept picturing green ice cream.

It’s not green. It’s… just like regular ice cream. Not only is it vegan, it’s gluten-free. You could’ve fooled me. The Chocolate Date (the scoop on top, above) was amazing, tasty, perfectly textured, made with dates, cocoa power, sea salt, and coconut milk. I enjoyed it more than regular chocolate ice cream; granted, I love dates. The scoop below that was called California Cabin, made with “apple-wood smoked vanilla and pine ice cream, with black-pepper cardamom shortbread.” Its ingredient list also includes “roasted cashew nut milk” and “locally foraged fir needles and bark.” That sounds weird, but oh my god it was goodโ€”subtle, spiced, with bits of cookie crunch.

It came to $6.61 with tax, in the same ballpark as to Molly Moon’s and Hello Robin and Cupcake Royale‘s scoops, but a bit much to make a regular thing. Thank god. Still, if you haven’t tried it yet, there was no line when I stopped by, and they’re generous with samples…

Christopher Frizzelle was The Stranger's print editor, and first joined the staff in 2003. He was the editor-in-chief from 2007 to 2016, and edited the story by Eli Sanders that won a 2012 Pulitzer...