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Hi. I’m Francine Colman-Gutierrez. And here are some things you’re totally wrong about in your teeny tiny bubble full of safe space.

“The Supreme Court will stop him.” No, they won’t. They’re all gonna bite it in, like, 15 minutes, and be replaced with judges from Law & Order. Wrong.

“Congress will grow some balls.” Every day Congress drops their balls off at the Congressional Ball Check so they won’t set off the Ball Detector. Ya wrong!