The vintage label wrapped around this chocolate bar would make a respectable designer drool, but the chocolate it hugs is more amazing. It’s dark and smooth, and it snaps perfectly between your teeth with each bite. Small flakes of sea salt melt on your tongue while the tiny chunks of freshly ground black pepper tickle your nose. It’s one of the best things I’ve ever eaten and it’s only six bucks. Droooool. (Chocolopolis, 1527 Queen Anne Ave N, 282-0776, 11 amโ7 pm, $5.99)
Megan Seling is The Stranger's managing editor. She mostly writes about hockey, snacks, and music. And sometimes her dog, Johnny Waffles. More by Megan Seling

That sure looks a lot smaller than those 500 gram bars from Trader Joe that can last me months.
I’d swear that looks like a Chris Ware label design. Lovely.
Yay! They make these in my neighborhood (East Nashville). Very cool, I had no idea they had this kind of distribution (they are awesome).