Dear everyone who wants to see photos of Jason Bateman naked and investigating his undercarriage with a mirror: Follow the jump.

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Thank you, WOW Report, where James St. James explains, “In the trailer for the upcoming Jason Bateman-Ryan Reynold’s comedy, the two friends switch bodies (which happens) and there’s this thrilling scene of Jason checking out all the freckles EVERYWHERE on his new bod.”

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17 replies on “Taint Misbehavin’”

  1. Oh my god. That second picture is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long, long time… I’m still laughing as I type this…

  2. Is there a word for not knowing you ever wanted to see a thing exist and then not ever wanting to go back to a world where you didn’t have that thing? That’s how I feel about these pictures.

  3. You know, I really, really do want to see these pictures. However, I also really, really want to keep my job. Guess it’ll have to wait until I’m home.

    Sigh. Naked Jason Bateman would have made a crappy day a little bit better.

  4. Sweet baby Jebus, that movie looks fucking stupid, even with a mostly nekid Jason Bateman. I don’t think I can get past the stupid to pay for this movie, even for him. Sorry.

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