Slog tipper Joe Blow writes:
hey dipshits! the fence is down at cal anderson. now all the fucking homeless people can shit there too! yippie!!
Thank you, Joe Blow. Everyone is encouraged to go and enjoy the marvelous, crisp autumn weather in Cal Anderson Park this afternoon. May I suggest that you enhance your perambulations with a nice mug of steaming hot cider? Don’t forget to bring your best new umbrella and shiny rain slicker!
Pity reply!
Also bring some paper towels…don’t want to get the car floor mats all mucked up.
Why are they called “chain link fences” if they are not made of links of chains?
And why don’t they call ovaltine round tine?