What a convocation!!! My favorite guffaw of the evening came when Tariqa Waters adroitly spoke of her confusion about the hipster guys in Pioneer Square, with their period-specific BEARDS. She said their appearance made her wonder if she should use the back or front door. Thanks, Tariqa, for making an excellent point not just about justice, but about the dubious tonsorial choices of today's wannabee antebellum mob.
Joey Veltkamp!!??